1985 Chevrolet Corvette

Other

5.7L 8 Cylinder Gasoline Fuel

Automatic

1G1YY0785F5129167

Gasoline

Way! She ain't the prettiest girl at the ball but you can afford her and she'll go home with you. Stop dreaming about that 120k 2012 ZR1 it ain't gonna happen lets face it you won't get a finer car than this, and I don't mean that in a good way. This is the best your ever gonna do, it's time to settle, you've made some poor choices in your life and you have to wear a nametag at work so all you can spend on a car is 3k so whats it gonna be? a 10 year old honda? a dented Corolla? No! rise against the boring vanilla conformity and get yourself a tire smokin' Cougar huntin, import bashin' antique Corvette. What other car is gonna offer this much style and 150 mph performance for Final bid? A Camaro? do you always go for the ugly fat sister? Hell no! F-that F-body. Sure there might be a couple other cheap vettes out there but you ain't gotta push this one (not yet anyways). The Vette itself is An 85 Targa White with red interior, Looks good 20 feet out in the rain but the paint is scarred up, Go watch Moby Dick with Gregory Peck (I'll wait) then you young'uns go google Gregory Peck (I'll wait somemore) and you'll get an idea of what the paint looks like. Interior is all there and not that bad some stains and the rear carpet is sun faded to hell. Seats are decent and the digidash works. Needs pass door trim. Mechanically the Mullet mobile starts right up (has new exhaust) and runs good, Hit the gas and it'll outrun a Toyota with defective floormats (What a bunch of spin garbage that was) the auto trans shifts into all 4 gears and reverse, A/C needs a charge but the compressor cycles on so it seems the system works, just low on freon. Besides it has a removeable targa top to clear your sisters big hair. C4 Vettes actually get good mileage too, about 25 per gallon on the highway, Premium? F-that Honey Badger runs fine on regular. Plus anytime your with two or more friends someone else has to drive ya'll with thier big boring land yacht, how much gas does that save? You will be King of the trailer park with this ride and you can kick dirt in the faces of your 83 Mustang drivin' neighbors, they will think you won the lottery, ok one of the scratcher tickets anyhow. Don't hold out! driving intact Vettes for under 3k are as rare as Hot girls that give you a real phone number. So stop waiting for Taylor Swift to write back to you and ask that Fat girl behind the counter at McDonalds that always seems to give you extra fries out for a date cuz this is it for you. Grab your Electroplated Gold chain, and Def leppard CD and come on down and buy it before your mom goes in your room, finds your cash stash and spends it on Whiskey and weed. This car actually passed a Va safety inspection today. They check suspension, steering, if the doors open or not, brakes wipers, all lights, tires, etc etc. Before you go telling me your doing me a favor by offering me 1k compare mine to this closed auction: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290654364262&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1438.l2649#ht_500wt_1182 I have made two descriptive Youtube video's on this car so check them out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsrfsJHtIZc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhqzkZ5qEI4 Here are pretty much the easiest terms out there. No deposit required when complying with auction terms. Payment due within 7 days of end of auction. Payment in Cash Vehicle sold as is where is with no warranties expressed or implied. And I mean as is, on a vehicle like this if it dies I don't want a phone call. I reserve the right to end auction early due to local sale. Vehicle pick up is responsibility of buyer. Will pick buyer up from Dulles airport (IAD) free of charge, any other airport is gonna cost ya, oh how it will cost ya.