1979 Chevrolet Cheyenne

Pickup Truck

350 V8

Automatic

CCL249F438241

Clear

Gasoline

1979 Chevrolet C20 Cheyenne 3/4 Ton If your first thought after seeing the lead picture is "Gee, I wonder what kind of gas mileage this very utility-oriented truck gets in and around town" (or something similarly pathetic), for the love of god DON'T MESSAGE ME. I don't want to hear about how you're looking for something to haul brush on the weekends or that you want to use it to get a load of organic compost for your herb garden. If that's you, you can't handle this truck. This thing runs on beer farts and broken dreams, so you can be damn sure it won't be caught hauling some wuss-ass brush around your well manicured lawn (that you don't maintain) over in Pemberton Heights, Tarrytown, or Westlake. Two Points: This is a real truck for that divorce you're inevitably going to go through. (Hauled me through mine) This is a real truck to start and rev when your daughter comes home too late with that dipshit excuse for man, Ashby (or some other rich-ass, pretty-boy name). Just watch how fast he runs when those horror movie-esque dim yellow headlights hit the side of his well exfoliated face. (Yup, got a daughter too) This is a real truck. Mechanical Starts every time and scares the hell out of the neighbors. The carburetor is new (600 CFM Edelbrock), the tranny has a shift kit, it has long tube headers and flowmasters, and the rear end is a positraction unit. The wheels are later model 16" with decent tires (still plenty of tread) and no, I don't have the original 16.5 inch wheels that were original equipment on the truck. Doesn't leak oil.   Exterior All original and ugly as shit. Straight and no cancer anywhere other than the two front corners of the hood, but ugly as shit. Interior Original and ugly as shit.  Seat foam is all there and no springs try to intrude into your ass, but the windshield has a crack and it's all ugly as shit. Don't ask me if you can "buy it now" -- man-up and make me an offer if you want it so damn bad.  No reserve -- good luck.