2000 Dodge Viper

Coupe

8.0L

Manual

1B3ER69EXYV606645

Clear

Gasoline

2000 Dodge Viper GTS, black as night, cognac interior, 8740 original miles, clean CARFAX. Yes that is correct, only 8740 miles. Totally stock except a previous owner adding BrakeTech calipers/rotors and mild window tint and me adding an iPhone adapter because freedom. The thing is in stunning shape. None of those newfangled make everything look like a superstar camera filters were used in the pics. Just my crappy phone and a ladder. It's as just about as close to perfect as an 18 year old car gets. Why should you buy this Viper GTS? This Viper GTS is super model that d*mn well wants to kill you every chance she gets and doesn't care what you think about that. Anti lock brakes? Screw you. Stability control? Piss off. Traction control? For sissies. Flirt with Death? Why hell yes now you are talking. Doubt me? Go drive one hard. You so much as look at her wrong she'll throw your *ss in the dirt faster than President Trump Tweet bombs North Korea. You want that conflict over? Send Kim Jong Un this Viper with a full tank of gas, problem solved 48 hours. Doubt this? Spend the afternoon on the YouTube watching dudes bash their Vipers. They thought they were in control. WRONG. Just when you thought the Cars and Coffee Ford Mustang bumper car bonanza reached peak stupidity along comes Captain 500 ft-lb tail wagging happy *ss pants Dodge Viper saying "HOLD MY BEER". The Viper is the ANTI millennial-social-justice-pansy-*ssed-snowflake movement wrapped in Detroit iron commanding your respect. Triggered? Dodge Viper doesn't give 2 cents and an empty can of Busch Light what you think about that. Go screw yourself. The Dodge Viper is the put a man on the moon, split the atom, 24 oz can Coors tall boy triple bacon cheeseburger on the BBQ grill gawd*mn right we made an 8.0L ten cylinder powered missile because 'MURICA. We don't apologize. We just add two more cylinders and side pipes to burn your legs for good measure. Sweet baby Jesus the tires are wider than Kanye West's ego. This Dodge Viper passes most everything except gas stations and people staring. She's rude. She's loud. She's fast as hell. She's hot. She's mostly uncomfortable. She's not safe. She needs to see a therapist. So do her owners. Then again America was never supposed to be safe. She's perfect. Become one of the rare few that gets this. Make an offer and fly your crazy flag. 'MURICA.