1997 Ford F-150

Lariat

4.6L 281Cu. In. V8 GAS SOHC Naturally Aspirated

Automatic

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Clear

Gasoline

Up for auction is my As* Haulin' 1997 Ford F150 Lariat Extended Cab 4 wheel drive I say As* Hauler cause this thing has carted around everyone from porn actresses to hairdressers,a couple of dominatrixes even minor celebrities.It might look a little rough, but women seem to love it.SO.... If YOU want a real pus*Y wagon, here you go. OR turn it into an off road as*hole truck. Runs good. No heat or a/c- overrated in my opinion.I've ducked off of freeways in this beast,hauled 30K dollar pieces of antique furniture, picked up drunk friends from the bar, and even slept in the bed. So why am I selling this magnificent machine you are now asking??? anxiety,depression and the trials and tribulations of working in creative fields lead me to part with my old pal.I need extra money for other projects and also parking is a major pain in the ass where I live. Here are the other issues cause you're probably sick of reading this already:The A/C and HEAT are both bypassedthe leather seat is beat- although you can have the custom washable seat cover that is included in the picthe plastic tip of the shift leather is taped on- it broke off but still works okthe headliner is hanging downthe carpet has stains the paint has great patina!!. It's very MAD MAX VARIOUS DENTS,DINGS,SCRATCHES,BRUSHES WITH DEATH, THE LAW (JOKING-MAYBE), People getting thrown into it ( for good reason) you get. Runs well I drive it everyday. and the trans and 4 wheel drive work ok. brakes and tires (about 40%) still pretty decent. I had new bearings and wheel cylinders in the rear about a year or so ago. OIL Changed with Castrol every 3k miles . CLEAN CALIFORNIA TITLE WITH CURRENT REGISTRATION. PLEASE ONLY BID IF YOU ARE GONNA PAY ME. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO MESS AROUND. SOLD AS IS WHERE IS.NO WARRANTY- What you see is what you get. $500 DEPOSIT WITHIN 24 HOURS AND I NEED IT OUT OF HERE ASAP. LIKE 5 DAYS UNLESS WE WORK OUT SOMETHING ELSE.