2003 Dodge Caravan

EX Minivan/Van

6 Cylinder 3.8 Liter

Automatic

2D4GP74L13R107465

Gasoline

Power Windows

**********NO RESERVE AUCTION********** THIS CUTIE HAS NEVER LET ME DOWN............I COULD CALL UPON HER TO TAKE ME PLACES WHEN OTHERS WOULD LET ME DOWN..........I EVEN LOST $105 BECAUSE OF HER, YOU SEE I JOINED AAA AND HAVE BEEN A MEMBER ALL YEAR AND HAVE NOT HAD TO USE THEM JUST ONCE.............. I HAVE HER RUBBED DOWN AND COATED 2x A WEEK AND MAKE SURE SHE ALWAYS HAVE HER FRESH OIL AND FRESH TRANNY FLUID JUST BECAUSE......... I WANT HER TO GO TO A GOOD HOME, ONE THAT WOULD CHERISH HER AND MAKE HER FEEL SHE IS NOT BEING USED AND ABUSED.............YOU SEE SHE TAKES GOOD CARE OF ME....BECAUSE I TAKE GREAT CARE OF HER. SO WHY AM I PARTING WITH HER?...........WELL FATHER TIME HAS FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ME.........I THOUGHT I COULD BE FOREVER YOUNG................BUT SINCE A RECENT STROKE AND GOUT HAVE ME CONFINED MOST OF THE TIME........I FIND IT UNFAIR AND UNJUST TO KEEP HER ISOLATED AND GARAGED ALL THE TIME.......SO IT WILL BE YOUR TURN TO SEE JUST HOW YOU TREAT HER. SHE CARRIED MY MEDICAL FILES ON A DAILY BASIS FROM ONE MEDICAL CENTER TO THE NEXT...SHE NEVER COMPLAINED OR ASKED FOR ANYTHING..........ALL SHE EVER REQUESTED AND REQUIRED WAS FOR ME TO GIVE HER A SMALL ALLOWANCE FOR GAS AS NEEDED. AND MAN SHE WAS SMOOTH, WHEN THE HEAT WAS UNBEARABLE SHE COOLED ME DOWN WITH HER FRESHLY RECHARGED AIR CONDITIONER, HER MUSIC ENTERTAINED ME WITH THE 10 SPEAKERS THAT WAS PLACED RIGHT IN THE BEST SPOTS AND DIDNT SHE SOUND GOOD. ALL THE GUYS AT THE OFFICE WANT TO GO PLACES WITH HER, BUT BEING THE STRAIGHTFORWARD GENTLEMAN I AM I WOULDMT HAVE IT, HOWEVER I DID LET THEM SEE HER......... 3 ROWS OF SEATING, AND AT TIMES I GLANCED TO FIND THEM LOOKING AT HER CLOSED CIRCUIT VIDEO MONITOR AND MAN SHE MADE THE RIDES MORE PLEASURABLE AND SHE REALLY CARED FOR THE BACKING UP WITH CHILD VISION SAFETY. DONT BE ALARMED IF YOU LEAVE HER DESERTED AND SOMEONE CHECKS HER OUT, SHE MAY GO OFF ON YOU, AND SHE IS LOUD WITH EAR PIERCING SIRENS. SO JUST BE AWARE.....SHE IS AN EX, SO SHE FEELS SUPERIOR TO THE BASE MODELS AND LOVES TO PERFORM WITH THE ELECTRIC PASSENGER DOORS AND TRUNK. SHE THINKS SHE MAY BE THE NEXT TOP MODEL. NOW THAT YOU HAVE READ ABOUT ME AND I FEEL WE ARE INTIMATELY FAMILIAR WITH EACH OTHER......CAN WE BE TOGETHER NOW? I HAVE NO RESERVE..........YET I WILL BE WITH YOU TO SERVE. A LADY OUT OF ANGER HIT MY BODY......... AND LIGHTLY DAMAGED MY REAR....1/4 PANEL, BUT A GOOD FRIEND AT A NATIONAL CHAIN BODY SHOP SAID FOR $250 WHICH INCLUDES PAINT, THAT WOULD GIVE ME A LITTLE CALIFORNIA COSMETIC REJUVENATION. MY CURRENT OWNER SAID IF THE FACT ARE UNTRUE ABOUT ME HE WILL GIVE YOU 100% MONEY BACK GUARANTEE AND GLADLY TAKE ME BACK IF YOU DONT DAMAGE ME AND YOU TREAT ME WELL. PLEASE BID ON ME...........I AM TRUSTWORTHY AND AS THE RECORD HAVE BEEN FOR A LONG TIME...........YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO DODGE ME. MY OWNER IS LOW BALLING ME, HIS STARTING BID IS JUST $3500, AND KELLY BLUE SAYS I AM WORTH OVER $9200, BUT YOU BE THE JUDGE. OUUHHH MY BOUSS THINKS IF THE BIDDING GOES OVER $6500 HER WANT TO SHIP ME FOR FREE......PERSONALLY I HOPE IT DOESNT AS I REALLY ENJOY BEING WITH HIM.