2008 Volkswagen Rabbit

Hatchback

2.5 liter

Automatic

WVWDA71KX8W088684

Clear

Gasoline

The Car of Your Dreams – if you have very affordable and practical dreams Meet Jessica, Jessica is a 2008 VW rabbit that’s been around the block, lots of times. She’s been to 27 different states and territories of Gaum and the Virgin islands (ok, she hasn’t been over seas). Recently Jessica was involved in a minor altercation with mean ole SUV that put a dent in one of her doors, but other than that and the 189,000 miles on her she’s practically brand new (well new to you anyway). Lets go over what Jessica does. Turn the key and she starts, every time. Press the gas and she goes, hit the brakes and she stops. Get’s you to the store and back. Radio booming, wipers wiping, wheels turning, windows tinted, blinkers blinking. Now for what Jessica won’t do: She won’t help you pick up chicks, she won’t disappoint your parents because she smoked a bunch of marijuana at a Phish concert. She won’t make your other car jealous you got a new ride. So how much? $2400 or best offer, no trades Specs: 2.4 Liter 5 cylinder engine that leaks a little oil, but at 189K who doesn’t, tires with about 10k on them, disc brakes, cruise control, A/C that works well, heated seats for those chilly Florida winters, airbags that haven’t been recalled, AM/FM radio with 6 disc cd player and aux input, full size spare and a power outlet in the trunk. Clean title and registration. Q: Will it beat a Tesla Model S in a drag race? A: No, not even close. Q: If I bid a dollar and that’s the best offer do I get the car? A: No Q: Would you consider trading the car for a fully assembled Ikea bunk bed and a lamp? A: NO Q: Does it smell like lavender and success? A: Mmmmm, maybe