Detail Info for: Jeep : CJ CJ7 No reserve! This jeep will improve your sex life!

Transaction Info
Sold On:
06/24/2013
Price:
$ 7600.00
Condition:
Mileage:
4000
Location:
Leesburg, Virginia, 20175
Seller Type:
Private Seller
Vehicle Specification
Year Make Model:
1986 Jeep CJ
Submodel Body Type:
CJ7 SUV
Engine:
Chevy RamJet 350 - Fuel Injected Create Engine
Transmission:
T4 - Standard H
VIN:
1jcum87e2gt070290
Vehicle Title:
Clear
Drive Train:
Fuel Type:
Gasoline
Standard Equipment:
Optional Equipment:
Vehicle Detail
Normal 0 false false false EN-US JA X-NONE Many people don’t know this BUT the rules to having a great sex life changed in 1986. That is when this jeep came off the production line, everything changed, and you are now about to have a once in a lifetime opportunity to have the “good life”. Here is what you need to know to move from having a quality relationship with yourself to actually having a date! First the “Readers Digest” version for people with ADD is located at the bottom of the posting! What this jeep has that makes women go CRAZY: Chevy Ramjet 350 (fuel injection makes women swoon). If you don’t know what swooning is then you may require more assistance than this jeep can offer. This jeep makes the assumption that you know what women are and find them attractive. Dynatrac Dana 60 rear-end - because all women like to see something with a nice rear end. On the topic of having a hot rear-end, did I mention heated seats? (vender is Bestop) This is just in case you cannot heat up her rear end – Did you notice how this jeep solves that problem for you? That is what this jeep does. It solves your woman problems. HID headlights – this is to assist you in finding the correct woman. WARNING: These headlights do NOTHING about beer goggles. If you have beer goggles on ugly women will still be seen and you could put your best buddy in a place that is not good! So be aware this is for increased range of vision – quality is all up to you. T4 transmission was rebuilt 3 years ago. This will allow you to “switch gears” with the jeep AND your woman. A new clutch was installed too – that is to help make that job easier. Tops: With your jeep and woman, tops are always optional. This jeep comes with 3 of them. If you HAVE to have a top for your jeep and woman then the bikini top is best. In my humble opinion that is the best option. The fastback top is the one shown in the pictures. There is also a full top from Bestop. New Wiring harness – This is a “painless” harness. I left all the tags on the wires because I am lazy and don’t like having to figure out what each wire is. Unfortunately this does not automatically label all the reasons your woman may be crazy. My advice, use the heated seats and hit the gas for some vibrations. That will snap her out of “crazy” and move her to “crazy about you”. AC – Sometimes you will get her too hot. If that happens, and you have no place to “relieve her”, then turn on the AC. That will cool her off. I would view this as critical safety equipment. Radiator – The Ron Davis radiator will keep her from overheating. It is all aluminum. Just remember, like your woman, it could be pressurized. Open with caution! AMS Oil Bypass Filter – Seriously, do I need to explain the use of lubricant? If you don’t know how to use this, you shouldn’t have a woman or a jeep. However this does have a high and low flow filter. This will keep your oil almost perfectly clean between oil changes. It will come out still looking new. I recommend an oil change (10w-0 from AMS Oil) every 15-20K miles or once per year. Your woman may require lubricant more often as with all things this varies with use – no one likes chafing. 20-gallon tank – because you need to be able to get to your woman, enough said. Lift – This jeep is not about over compensation. This jeep has just a couple inches of lift and 33 inch tires. This jeep is about performance. Women are not attracted to over compensation but the LOVE performance. But this jeep does have a stabilizer bar on the front end to reduce some of the body roll. This allows you to move fast and be in control. With all this going for you, I am not sure what else you could possibly need. WAIT! I know. The opening bid is a trivial $5,000! Ramjet 350 = $2500. Dynatrac Dana 60 = $3000, HOLY CRAP there are a lot more parts on this thing to go! You have already made your money back. Bid early and often. Most importantly, bid SAFELY by putting a condom on you mouse finger: nobody wants to get a virus! As promised, the readers digest version:Chevy Ramjet 350 create engine (purchased new has about 4000 miles on it.Dynatrac Dana 60 rear endHID headlightsT4 Transmission rebuilt when I got the engineTops: Bikini Fastback (in pictures) FullNew Painless wiring harnessACRon Davis RadiatorAMSOil bypass filter20 Gallon Tank3 inch lift33 inch tiresAnti-Sway bars (no tower brace)Oh, and the rest of the jeep…. Reason for selling – My twin boys absorb all my time and I love playing with them more than the jeep. So the jeep is going and the kids are staying. Needless to say, the jeep worked for me. This jeep is for sale "AS-IS" and requires a $500 deposit by PayPal within 48 hours of the auction closing. The remainder of the purchase price must be in cash or a bank-certified check.On Jun-18-13 at 21:20:16 PDT, seller added the following information: There has been LOTS of interest... I am willing to meet people in people in Leesburg for inspection/test drive at about 5PM in the Walmart shopping center (close to IHOP). This will probably be more of "hood up" than driving as I cannot have multiple people driving the jeep at the same time. I hope everyone understands. I appreciate the interest. I hope everyone can make it on Sunday 5pm-ish. I plan to be there for about 90 min. Many people don’t know this BUT the rules to having a great sex life changed in 1986. That is when this jeep came off the production line, everything changed, and you are now about to have a once in a lifetime opportunity to have the “good life”. Here is what you need to know to move from having a quality relationship with yourself to actually having a date!First the “Readers Digest” version for people with ADD is located at the bottom of the posting! What this jeep has that makes women go CRAZY:Chevy Ramjet 350 (fuel injection makes women swoon). If you don’t know what swooning is then you may require more assistance than this jeep can offer. This jeep makes the assumption that you know what women are and find them attractive.Dynatrac Dana 60 rear-end - because all women like to see something with a nice rear end.On the topic of having a hot rear-end, did I mention heated seats? (vender is Bestop) This is just in case you cannot heat up her rear end – Did you notice how this jeep solves that problem for you? That is what this jeep does. It solves your woman problems.HID headlights – this is to assist you in finding the correct woman. WARNING: These headlights do NOTHING about beer goggles. If you have beer goggles on ugly women will still be seen and you could put your best buddy in a place that is not good! So be aware this is for increased range of vision – quality is all up to you.T4 transmission was rebuilt 3 years ago. This will allow you to “switch gears” with the jeep AND your woman. A new clutch was installed too – that is to help make that job easier. Tops: With your jeep and woman, tops are always optional. This jeep comes with 3 of them. If you HAVE to have a top for your jeep and woman then the bikini top is best. In my humble opinion that is the best option. The fastback top is the one shown in the pictures. There is also a full top from Bestop.New Wiring harness – This is a “painless” harness. I left all the tags on the wires because I am lazy and don’t like having to figure out what each wire is. Unfortunately this does not automatically label all the reasons your woman may be crazy. My advice, use the heated seats and hit the gas for some vibrations. That will snap her out of “crazy” and move her to “crazy about you”.AC – Sometimes you will get her too hot. If that happens, and you have no place to “relieve her”, then turn on the AC. That will cool her off. I would view this as critical safety equipment.Radiator – The Ron Davis radiator will keep her from overheating. It is all aluminum. Just remember, like your woman, it could be pressurized. Open with caution!AMS Oil Bypass Filter – Seriously, do I need to explain the use of lubricant? If you don’t know how to use this, you shouldn’t have a woman or a jeep. However this does have a high and low flow filter. This will keep your oil almost perfectly clean between oil changes. It will come out still looking new. I recommend an oil change (10w-0 from AMS Oil) every 15-20K miles or once per year. Your woman may require lubricant more often as with all things this varies with use – no one likes chafing. 20-gallon tank – because you need to be able to get to your woman, enough said.Lift – This jeep is not about over compensation. This jeep has just a couple inches of lift and 33 inch tires. This jeep is about performance. Women are not attracted to over compensation but the LOVE performance. But this jeep does have a stabilizer bar on the front end to reduce some of the body roll. This allows you to move fast and be in control. With all this going for you, I am not sure what else you could possibly need. WAIT! I know. The opening bid is a trivial $5,000! Ramjet 350 = $2500. Dynatrac Dana 60 = $3000, HOLY CRAP there are a lot more parts on this thing to go! You have already made your money back. Bid early and often. Most importantly, bid SAFELY by putting a condom on you mouse finger: nobody wants to get a virus! As promised, the readers digest version:Chevy Ramjet 350 create engine (purchased new has about 4000 miles on it.Dynatrac Dana 60 rear endHID headlightsT4 Transmission rebuilt when I got the engineTops: Bikini Fastback (in pictures) FullNew Painless wiring harnessACRon Davis RadiatorAMSOil bypass filter20 Gallon Tank3 inch lift33 inch tiresAnti-Sway bars (no tower brace)Oh, and the rest of the jeep…. Reason for selling – My twin boys absorb all my time and I love playing with them more than the jeep. So the jeep is going and the kids are staying. Needless to say, the jeep worked for me. This jeep is for sale "AS-IS" and requires a $500 deposit by PayPal within 48 hours of the auction closing. The remainder of the purchase price must be in cash or a bank-certified check.On Jun-23-13 at 06:50:01 PDT, seller added the following information: My flight back in to DC has been delayed. Please send me a message if you want to see the jeep tonight. It will be later than 5pm. Additionally, Full payment must be received within 14 days of the close of the auction. Thanks!!