2001 Ford F-150

Crew Cab Pickup

4.6 liter, V8

Automatic

1FTRW07W41KD60510

Clear

Gasoline

Because some moose-knuckled throat nugget won the bid when truck was recently listed, yet made no effort to actually complete the purchase, truck is being relisted. This good old truck is no beauty, kinda looks a good deal like your cave troll ex-mother-in-law before she liberally applied make-up and strapped into her industrial strength, full-bodied girdle; however, unlike your ex-mother-in-law, this truck realizes it’s boner kryptonite, but it still knows how to boot scoot on down the highway like a wormy dog butt on slick carpet. The truck’s interior looks like an angry Wookie cracked open a few too many cold ones and then went claymore rogue on the seats while puke nuking, in technicolor, on the carpets. However, though the seats look like a Halloween hangover, they still provide all the necessary butt love and support to those Fruit of the Loom twin troopers. While the truck does not exactly smell like a swamp donkey with fart schizophrenia and a nervous sphincter, the smell of goat buggering hillbilly in need of a Maytag rodeo would not be too far off. The truck is wrinkled codger aged and has the standard wet mutt, floppy jalopy, older truck smell. However, there is also no hookah lounge smell as present owners do not smoke. Whether you are a Goodwill gangster, beer bogging two shot wonder, or a trailer park All-Star, this age before beauty sewer pickle is the perfect ride for you. While this truck is scrub the pig ugly in many respects, it really is a great running truck with lots of grizzly attitude. Engine is a rebuilt 4.6 liter, V8, with approximately 30,000 miles on it. Air-conditioning blows cold nose cold, and heater blows allergic to winter hot. Tires are in good shape. Has FM/AM/CD radio with Bluetooth capabilities. Power adjustable accelerator and brake pedals, all new front-end bearings and bushings, new headlights, and new front brakes. Electric door locks and driver’s window control work but are generally intermittent and cantankerous, depending upon mood. No dents, but paint clearcoat is peeling in places, and a good vacuuming and all over cleaning is in order. My husband purchased as a project truck, but lost interest and bought new truck because we are just that rich. Grrrrr… Truck comes “as is,” with no warranty, implied or otherwise. I will add that in the year-plus that we’ve had this truck, we have never had a single problem with the mechanics. It starts up and runs every time we’ve started it. She may not be eye fetching, but she has always proven to be dependable. Please ask all questions before bidding because I do not want any butthurt buyer trash talking about any misrepresentation. Buyer is responsible for pickup or delivery.