2003 Saturn L-Series

LW300 Wagon

6 - Cyl.

Automatic

1G8JW84R43Y538145

Gasoline

For sale is one of the world's most boring cars: a 2003 Saturn Station Wagon. This car has no character whatsoever. You put gas in and it runs. That's it. Every so often you change the oil... blah... blah... blah... and it runs. That's all it has done for all its many highway miles, 25000 of them each year without any excitement ever. The most thrilling thing that ever happened to this car was that it lost a weight off one of the wheels: it got a slight vibration when you go between 50 and 60 miles per hour. But even that disappears once you go over 65 -- and since even the cops get too bored with this car to pull it over, why go the speed limit in a car that has a strong engine and sits so well on the road that you even get bored out of your mind when you go fast. . . Are you looking to impress girls? Not with this car! Try and get a girl riled up by telling her: "honey, my car has dual side airbags and traction control" and I'm sure she'll fall asleep right there - though not in any romantic way! If you want something really wild to happen in this car to stop your heartbeat for a while, don't close the gas tank all the way and your check engine light will come on, scaring you all the way to the next garage to get the failure code read, just to find out that... yeah, the gas cap is open again... If your idea of excitement means to warm your butt on a heated leather seat while listening to a multi-CD stereo system, this car may work for you... or if you don't have a home and want to watch DVDs in your car... I honestly have no idea why anybody would factory-install a DVD-player in a station wagon! And it has multiples more of completely useless boring features: if you don't have friends, you could talk to the car's mirror, the on-star system will talk back to you! Talk about mirrors: this car is so boring, they gave it heated exterior mirrors to try and make it hotter! Oh, the car does have premium alloy wheels - and right, nobody even blinks their eyes when you mention that... I honestly don't know who might want to buy this car. It would be ideal for somebody who would want to live in it, since the rear loading area folds down to over 6-1/2 feet long and you could easily sleep in it - but who would want to sleep in a boring station wagon? Or for somebody who likes a strong reliable v6 engine that is common and cheap to replace? But nobody who likes good engines would want them in such a tame car... Well, if your kid is graduating and you're buying him a car, but you don't want him to get noticed by the girls, I think this is the car to: go bore your sorry kid out of his mind with this car, while he has to be thankful to you for getting him a car that has neither rust nor problems...