2006 Honda Odyssey

Mini Passenger Van

Automatic

5FNRL38466B409640

Clear

GAS

$250 CASH BACK, MUST SELL BY FRIDAY DECEMBER 7. Do you like to clean? I mean, REALLY like to clean, like it’s some sort of obsession, like you’re Monica on Friends? Then maybe I could interest you in our silver Honda 2006 Odyssey. It comes complete with apple juice on the ceiling … and maybe the doors and windows … and maybe the floor, I don’t know, I drive with blinders on … air conditioning (got to keep the temper cool), AM/FM radio and CD – in which I think there are some CDs (not stuck in the drive) to drown out noise from the back seat (not to mention chatty Cathy sitting shotgun) and seating for 8, if you can stand ’em all in your car. Of course, speaking of the seats, you might be disappointed, because 7 out of 8 of them are in pristine shape, and the 8th one ain’t so bad. (Sorry about that.) In fact, the back seats were NEVER used, not even LIFTED into place. But we’re making up for that – included are a few things we stuffed in the back when we moved – a never-used outdoor “wicker” love seat, and, well, I’m not sure what else. I think a few toys, too. Oh, and there’s a baby seat already in place, and a stroller, along with some crumbs, but I think you could’ve guessed that. Other things of interest – the odometer reads somewhere around 50-60K. Oh yeah, watch out cuz the back door will land right on your head, some gasket or something broke and sent me to the ER. And there’s a scrape or two – on the car, not me (thanks for caring, tho) – on the side in the back. Damn light pole. That’s about it, I think. It runs well. Mileage is in the 50,000s last time I checked. What do you say? (Filthy pigs are also welcome to respond.) $9,995 or make me a deal I can’t turn down. Movin’ again. Got to sell. Getting pictures up now from my computer stock (the full one is stock from Ebay), since I'm not there. Cut out the innocent, but the car seat stays. You can see the legs of the love seat in the stuffed back. You can't really see the apple juice on the ceiling, but I promise you it's there somewhere. You can see some sticky drops on the door/window and the radio. Note the garbage bag on the floor I used to preserve the carpet. #brilliant Buyer to pay shipping costs.