1998 GMC Yukon

8 cylinder

1GKEK13R5WJ706341

Rebuilt, Rebuildable & Reconstructed

CAR THAT REEKS FROM DEAD BODY The unfortunate owner of this vehicle died in his apartment during the about heat of summer, and his body was not discovered for about three weeks, when neighboring tenants began complaining about the awful odor emanating from the dead gentleman’s apartment. By that time, the odor of death had thoroughly permeated absolutely everything in the dead man’s apartment. When the landlord was finally able to access the apartment to refurbish, repaint, etc., the dead man’s belongings and valuables were laden with the stench, and so moved to his vehicle for several weeks, imparting the same odor of a well-rotted carcass to the interior of the vehicle. We could not remove this odor from the vehicle no matter what we did. Some Google research reveals the reason why: Apparently, the gases and volatile agents from a dead body form a permanent chemical bind with plastics, such that they can’t be effectively separated by cleaning chemicals , soaps, or deodorants. And the inside of a vehicle is full of plastics. It occurs to us that someone with a very unique needs might find a use for this vehicle. Say a police department that wants to train cadaver dogs…a dinner theatre that produces realistic participatory murder mysteries…a good fellow loan collector who wants his clients to know he takes his job VERY seriously. So, if death becomes you, you should use this once-in-a-deathtime opportunity to own this vehicle. WARNINGS 1. The odor of this vehicle will likely provide instant probable cause for any police officer who stops you to search your vehicle. 2. Do not use this vehicle for a first date. There won’t be a second. (On the other hand, if you’re having trouble breaking up, this vehicle could help you). 3. If you don’t already have a sense of humor concerning death, owning this car will not give you one.