2005 Dodge Grand Caravan

SXT Mini Passenger Van

3.8 L V6

Automatic

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Clear

GAS

Maybe you’ve seen the craigslist ads for “MANly” trucks and Jeeps. Don’t fall for them!!! Anyone can throw down some hard earned cash for a vehicle. It takes a real MAN to drive around with a minivan-load of kids. You know who you are… you are not only endowed with the body parts to create offspring, but you have the MANliness to be a great dad who spends time with his family. This MANly machine has been thoroughly tested by a whole flock of rugrats, and survived mostly unscathed for 133,000 miles. It is dark blue – a MANly color. No baby blue for you, my MAN. It has a 3.8 Liter V-6. Any engine with a “V” is MANly. It runs just fine. Speaking letters, this is an “SXT” version of the 2005 Dodge Grand Caravan… honestly I have no idea what “SXT” stands for but it sure sounds MANly. And a “caravan” is manly too… reminds me of a few rugged, enterprising families travelling westward in conestoga wagons. Picture yourself heading west in this modern-day conestoga wagon! All windows, locks, and the rear and sliding doors are all POWER. Power is MANly, and YOU are in control of it! There is a thermometer so you can educate the kids about how cold or hot it is; and a compass so you don’t have to ask anyone for directions. The stereo has a CD player AND a cassette deck. Impress the kids with your MANly 80’s heavy metal cassettes! It has top-secret cargo bins. Some people call that Stow-n-go. I call it top-secret cargo bins. You can stash all your cool stuff on trips so nobody sees it or messes with it. You could probably stash a kid in there but that didn’t come from me. It’s amazing how those MANly engineers created all that space. Or you can stash all five back seats in those top-secret cargo bins and have a cavernous space to haul all kinds of MANly things, like bunk beds for the kids, or a foosball or air hockey table. Foosball and air hockey are MANly. You can also tow a pop-up camper with this machine; it’s equipped with a hitch, brake controller, and 7-pin and 4-pin wire connector. Because camping is MANly. You can have campfires when you go camping. We’re only selling this MANly machine because my MANliness has outgrown it, requiring the ultimate… a FULL SIZE “SUPER DUTY” van! Maybe this Dodge will be the stepping stone you need to reach full-blown ultimate MANliness too. I’ll take the MANLY price of $4321 - or negotiate with me, like a MAN.