Print this listing Frame-up Restoration High Performance Small Block Chevy Automatic with A/CArdell Brown Classic Cars8452 So State StMidvale, UT 84047Call Us Today(801) 897-1940Ask ForDoug BrownAsk Us A Question Vehicle DetailsYear: 1972Make: ChevroletModel: ChevelleVIN: 1D37HK2K582858Stock Number: 2858Mileage: 96350Transmission: AutomaticEngine: 8 Cylinder, 5.7 LExterior Color: YellowInterior Color: BlackTitle: Clear Description1972 Chevrolet Chevelle OK, let me start off by saying this mint condition Chevelle Malibu is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Chevrolet would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.This Chevelle was never intended to drive to the mall to pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.This car was engineered by real men working in the highest ivory towers of Detroit to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. Back in the day that they made real cars for real men, GM didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like cup holders (a real man finishes his beer at least an hour before he drives) navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm near his butt) or On Star (real men still don't even know what the hell On Star is). Ok, the car does sport updated 134R A/C, which blows ice-cold. That’s about the only concession to the feminine comforts this car makes.No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a brand new paint job, on top of a complete frame-off restoration. It has a 350 CI engine feed by an Edelbrock 550 cfm carb. Ceramic coated headers, high-bump cam and a host of other under-the hood mods crank out enough HP to outrun both the cops, and outraged husbands. It's got new special blood/gore resistant vinyl upholstery, true to factory original. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Chevelle also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Al Qaeda terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.It has front bench seat, with room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. The prior owner traded this car in on a new BMW after putting less than 1,000 miles on the car after 2 year restoration. Obviously not a manly man. (Receipts for $15,000 of parts - not counting labor, paint, etc. - are in the trunk, along with great original documentation, including factory build sheet). My buy it now price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $18,900, but I'll entertain reasonable bids. And by reasonable, I mean don't phone up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.There's only 96,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry looks, and possibly your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. if you see someone that would rather smell the roses than smell burning ruber, this car is not for you. If you see someone that would rather listen to the Backsteet boys than the deep throated rumble of a vintage V8, then this car is not for you. But if you see staring back from the mirror a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash. To sweeten the deal a little, I might even throw in a pair of my MC Hammer pants. This option is reserved for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants. You CAN'T touch this! (Note: This is not an original “Heavy Chevy” (RPO YF3). YF3 was basically just a trim group that consisted of a different grille treatment, domed hood and rally wheels along with the Heavy Chevy decals. This option was only available with a more basic Chevelle Sport Coupe (not with Malibu trim) – no carpet etc. This car has many options that would not have been there with a YF3. The Heavy Chevy stripes are vinyl tape that can be removed at the buyer’s election.) You can buy with confidence from Ardell Brown Classic Cars. Ardell is an icon in the business. He is one of the most recognized faces in Classic Cars, with over 50 years as a dealer. (Ardell remembers most of these cars models when they were new!) This family owned classic car dealership is an extension of Ardells 200 car private museum. If you are a fan of the Speed Channel, or Velocity TV, you will recognize Ardell as a regular at auctions, and as a guest on “Wrecks to Riches” and other car shows. In the last year, we have sold and shipped over 100 cars out of our enclosed, climate controlled show-room. Almost 90% of our buyers are out-of-state, with a good number of those buyers taking delivery of their dream cars outside of the United States. We can ship world-wide to our satisfied customers, or if you prefer, we can arrange to pick you up at Salt Lake International Airport, just 20 short freeway minutes away from our cars. Financing can be a little tricky with classic cars. If you can’t get your own bank or credit union to understand your transaction, we will refer you to JJ Best Banc & Co. (https://www.jjbest.com/auto-finance/auto-finance.aspx). They offer 10 minute approval and competitive rates. They understand auctions and will pre-authorize your maximum bid price. Contact them directly, or we can process your application. (Click on link to download JJ Best Credit Application or go to http://www.jjbest.com/DealerResources/Credit_Application.pdf) Please contact our Internet Sales Manager, Doug Brown, directly through the email link on this page, or on his cell phone 801-897-1940. Doug is a 4thgeneration car guy, who has collected, restored, and sold classic cars for a good part of the last 34 years. Video: http://youtu.be/kHSIyz3sfgA Features & Options Air conditioning Automatic Transmission Power Brakes Power Steering Additional PhotosDoug Brown, Sales ManagerAngi Lewis, Office ManagerOur ShowroomMore Showroom!Let us know if you see anything else you may want to own!Doug Brown Warranty Information This vehicle is being sold as is, where is with no warranty, expressed written or implied. The seller shall not be responsible for the correct description, authenticity, genuineness, or defects herein, and makes no warranty in connection therewith. No allowance or set aside will be made on account of any incorrectness, imperfection, defect or damage. Any descriptions or representations are for identification purposes only and are not to be construed as a warranty of any type. It is the responsibility of the buyer to have thoroughly inspected the vehicle, and to have satisfied himself or herself as to the condition and value and to bid based upon that judgement solely. The seller shall and will make every reasonable effort to disclose any known defects associated with this vehicle at the buyer's request prior to the close of sale. Seller assumes no responsibility for any repairs regardless of any oral statements about the vehicle. Terms & Conditions Buyer is responsible for all fees associated with purchase. Buyer is responsible for shipping of the vehicle. We have a few drivers we will suggest to you for shipping. Fee and Tax Information: We are a Utah Dealer. Our dealer number is 2020. If a local sale is made, we will do the licensing and title work. A $149.50 dealer doc fee will be charged. Sales Tax will be charged on Utah sales. About Us We are a family run company. We have been in business for over 30 years selling and buying Cars and RV's. All of our vehicles are owned, and we hold titles to all vehicles. Please feel free to ask questions!! If you are looking for a particular vehicle, please contact us! Thanks!!See our other listingsDisclaimer: This auction is a legally binding contract to buy this vehicle. All vehicles are sold as-is unless otherwise specified. I have done my best to accurately describe this vehicle. 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Restoration High Performance Small Block Chevy Automatic with A/CYear1972MakeChevroletModelChevelleVIN1D37HK2K582858Stock Number2858Mileage96350TransmissionAutomaticEngine8 Cylinder, 5.7 LExterior ColorYellowInterior ColorBlackTitleClearAir conditioningAutomatic TransmissionPower BrakesPower Steering
1972 Chevrolet Chevelle
OK, let me start off by saying this mint condition Chevelle Malibu is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Chevrolet would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly.
This Chevelle was never intended to drive to the mall to pick up that adorable shirt at Abercrombie & Fitch that you had your eye on. It wasn't meant to transport you to yoga class or Linens & Things. No, that's what your Prius is for. If that's the kind of car you're looking for, then just do us all a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop.
This car was engineered by real men working in the highest ivory towers of Detroit to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. Back in the day that they made real cars for real men, GM didn't even consider superfluous nancy boy amenities like cup holders (a real man finishes his beer at least an hour before he drives) navigation systems (real men don't get lost), heated leather seats (a real man doesn't let anything warm near his butt) or On Star (real men still don't even know what the hell On Star is). Ok, the car does sport updated 134R A/C, which blows ice-cold. That’s about the only concession to the feminine comforts this car makes.
No, this brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a brand new paint job, on top of a complete frame-off restoration. It has a 350 CI engine feed by an Edelbrock 550 cfm carb. Ceramic coated headers, high-bump cam and a host of other under-the hood mods crank out enough HP to outrun both the cops, and outraged husbands. It's got new special blood/gore resistant vinyl upholstery, true to factory original. It even has a first-aid kit in the back. You know what the first aid kit has in it? A pint of whiskey, a stitch-your-own-wound kit and a hunk of leather to bite down on when you're operating on yourself. The Chevelle also has an automatic transmission so if you're being chased by Al Qaeda terrorists, you'll still be able to shoot your machine gun out the window and drive at the same time. It's saved my bacon more than once.
It has front bench seat, with room for you and the four hotties you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes.
The prior owner traded this car in on a new BMW after putting less than 1,000 miles on the car after 2 year restoration. Obviously not a manly man. (Receipts for $15,000 of parts - not counting labor, paint, etc. - are in the trunk, along with great original documentation, including factory build sheet). My buy it now price on this bad boy is an incredibly low $18,900, but I'll entertain reasonable bids. And by reasonable, I mean don't phone up and tell me you'll give me $5,000 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Let's just say you won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore.
There's only 96,000 miles on this four-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me, it will outlive you and the offspring that will carry looks, and possibly your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo.
Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. if you see someone that would rather smell the roses than smell burning ruber, this car is not for you. If you see someone that would rather listen to the Backsteet boys than the deep throated rumble of a vintage V8, then this car is not for you. But if you see staring back from the mirror a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies, but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Schmidt while we listen to Johnny Cash.
To sweeten the deal a little, I might even throw in a pair of my MC Hammer pants. This option is reserved for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants. You CAN'T touch this!
(Note: This is not an original “Heavy Chevy” (RPO YF3). YF3 was basically just a trim group that consisted of a different grille treatment, domed hood and rally wheels along with the Heavy Chevy decals. This option was only available with a more basic Chevelle Sport Coupe (not with Malibu trim) – no carpet etc. This car has many options that would not have been there with a YF3. The Heavy Chevy stripes are vinyl tape that can be removed at the buyer’s election.)
You can buy with confidence from Ardell Brown Classic Cars. Ardell is an icon in the business. He is one of the most recognized faces in Classic Cars, with over 50 years as a dealer. (Ardell remembers most of these cars models when they were new!) This family owned classic car dealership is an extension of Ardells 200 car private museum. If you are a fan of the Speed Channel, or Velocity TV, you will recognize Ardell as a regular at auctions, and as a guest on “Wrecks to Riches” and other car shows.
In the last year, we have sold and shipped over 100 cars out of our enclosed, climate controlled show-room. Almost 90% of our buyers are out-of-state, with a good number of those buyers taking delivery of their dream cars outside of the United States. We can ship world-wide to our satisfied customers, or if you prefer, we can arrange to pick you up at Salt Lake International Airport, just 20 short freeway minutes away from our cars.
Financing can be a little tricky with classic cars. If you can’t get your own bank or credit union to understand your transaction, we will refer you to JJ Best Banc & Co. (https://www.jjbest.com/auto-finance/auto-finance.aspx). They offer 10 minute approval and competitive rates. They understand auctions and will pre-authorize your maximum bid price. Contact them directly, or we can process your application. (Click on link to download JJ Best Credit Application or go to http://www.jjbest.com/DealerResources/Credit_Application.pdf)
Please contact our Internet Sales Manager, Doug Brown, directly through the email link on this page, or on his cell phone 801-897-1940. Doug is a 4thgeneration car guy, who has collected, restored, and sold classic cars for a good part of the last 34 years.
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