1995 Honda Accord

LX Sedan

2.2L 2156CC l4 GAS SOHC Naturally Aspirated

Automatic

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READ ME: I'm relisting this car due to a scumbag bidder who tried to scam me. Don't bid on this car unless you agree to comply with all of the payment provisions. You must pay for this car in full via PayPal before you come to pick it up. Let's make this a smooth, easy transaction: you get a nice daily driver and dear old Mom gets paid. My 85 year old Mom’s car is up for sale. Sad to say, but her driving became a public menace and we had to take the car away from her. The proceeds from the sale of this car will pay for a half-month’s worth of home health care. : ( I’ve been driving the car to and from work for the past couple of months to make sure the car isn’t jacked up before I sell it. There are 79,068 miles as of the original date of this listing, but that will change as I drive the car during the work week (about 15 miles round trip). Mostly, everything works. In the spirit of full disclosure, here are some lowlights and highlights of the last couple of months… We nicknamed this car “Booger”—there’s just enough paint left so you can tell this car was once a fugly Honda teal color.The car has plenty of small dents and dings, all evidence that dear old Mom should have given up driving years ago.Original cassette stereo, so you can lip sync to your fav Barry Manilow tapes to calm your frayed nerves on your hellacious commute to and from work.SRS light stays on (airbags are for pussies).The driver’s side door light stays on. The door shuts completely but you better buckle up because you never know…Rear window defroster doesn’t work. It doesn’t matter because I’m sure you’ll be keeping Booger in a climate-controlled garage.Cruise control doesn’t control anything. Just keep Booger floored—it’s the same thing as cruise control.Auto door locking system doesn’t work. You have to lock the car old school style (with a key). Don’t bother locking the car: trust me, no one’s going to want to steal Booger or any of your junk in the first place.Awesome, faded velour interior complements of Florida’s withering sunshine. Reminds me of the Levi’s corduroy bellbottoms my Mom made me wear when I was in high school (yeah, I got beat up a lot).In the two months that I’ve had Booger, she left a few drops of oil on what had been my pristine driveway. I don’t think it’s serious—just wanted you to know.I added the H&K and Trijicon bumper stickers because I had people riding my *ss. Now road ragers / tailgaters know what they’re in for. Fair warning!In addition to the normal battery replacements, belt replacements, and oil changes, here’s an incomplete list of expensive stuff done to Booger: Starter replaced in 2013Master cylinder replaced in 2013New tires in 2012New catalytic converter and exhaust system in 2012New idle air control valve, cooling fan assembly, and AC compressor in 2011New right front bearings in 2011Speed sensor replaced in 2009Drive axle replaced in 2009Valve covers replaced in 2007Timing belts replaced at 61,484 miles in 2006Left front drive axle and sway bars replaced in 2005Radiator hoses replaced in 2003(I only have the service records from 2002 on) I won’t respond to derp, derp questions. No, I won’t ship Booger, transport Booger, blah, blah. No test drives in advance or giving out my address in advance of you paying (I don’t want to get murglered). You pay, in full, for Booger via PayPal and then come get her—period. I have title in hand and will sign over Booger when you come get her in Jacksonville, Florida. Booger starts and drives just fine, but you’re buying Booger AS IS, WHERE IS—there are no warranties, express or implied. With that said, however, if Booger doesn’t start or blows up when you take around the block when you come to get her, I’ll refund your money (via PayPal).