1951 Jeep Other

TK 2 DOOR CHOPPED C CAB

350 SBC LT1

Automatic

451EC124947

Clear

Gasoline

CODE NAME "Jeepers Creepers" LT1 with a TURBO 400 long shaft transmission Body & Windshield Chopped, Channelled Frame/Floor Boards, Body Narrowed 19.5 inches And Is Sandwiched Between The Original Rear Axle, Aluminum Fuel Cell, C-Notched Rear Frame, Bagged Rear Suspension, Custom Diamond Plate “Garage Floor” with White Leather Bucket Marine Seats, Front Frame Extended 18 inches Using The Original Front Axle & Leaf Spring Flipped Every now and then you find something beyond glorious on EBAY...This is one of those times. Currently this is not only the SICKEST WILLYS EVER but the first C-CAB WILLYS JEEP OF ALL TIME!!! Unofficially of course... This creature from the black leather lagoon is currently terrorizing a neighborhood in Savannah, GA. Yours could be next! This mean mutha guarantees an instant boost in your I LOVE MYSELF ATTITUDE...It comes with such a steady and renewable source of self-esteem that you could bottle it! Now, After reading about all the benefits of driving this Sick Beast Rat Rod Jeep, you’d be a goofy faced geek not to buy it. I should start by saying that if you are looking for a “Trailer Queen, Jeep Enthusiasts, Run Of The Mill, Everyday Ordinary Perfect & Shiny Just Like Everybody Elses Barbie Jeep…” YOU! Dork-O, should keep looking. If you are looking for a quick description of the Godlike Rust Machine before you, I can offer you two words " THOR’S HAMMER" This is the All American Scary Chariot of the free and twisted world. You are not dealing with any ordinary, cookie cutter Jeep here. This thing was forged from a ALL AMERICAN STEEL. AND IT’S SOLID! Winch yourself off your Lazy-Boy and get out and raise some hell! Just see if you can handle this 1951 C-CAB CUSTOM BUILT WILLYS JEEP RAT ROD. If you’re looking for a hatch back, rice burning, solar powered liberal green dweeb transport, or even a veggie oil burning grocery getter… Do yourself a favor and keep cyber-surfin! This ain't yo car! What you are looking at my friend is a piece of red white and blue Americana Machinery. This Monsters pulse is pumping an LT-1 350 with uncensored raw fuel through that nuclear V8 power plant. Rest assured this is no city metro-share automatic. . .It's a TURBO 400 that you can confidently plant your hand firmly on the shifter. It’sick, stupid fast and most folks will have no idea what’s going on for days after they see it! If you can’t handle a TRUE AMERICAN HAND FORGED FROM BLOOD SWEAT & BEERS RAT ROD, you might wanna maybe go buy yourself a Prius! This Creature requires you be a badass to drive it. A/C??? hahahahahaaaaaaa!!! Are you kidding me….Really?! If you want to blow the sweat off your brow, do it the old fashioned way….DRIVE FASTER!!! “What if it rains?”. . .Well this ain't made for no whiney beeotch! I told you to stop reading. . . Anyone who drives this FRANKENROD doesn’t give a damn about rain… BUT LOVES MAKIN ROOSTER TAILS!!! Especially in skin melting acid rain, Cause the driver is already dripping wet in grease, blood, sweat, sex and gasoline. If you’re looking for a jeep to pansy park in the garage, so the “carpet don’t get wet” Then you should plant your political correctness stickers on some Japanese pile cause this thing has drain holes in the floor and rhino lining to let the blood drain out from the alligator you just wrestled and killed... with your bare hands. This WAR HORSE would make any Ancient Gladiator Proud! Leave your “sponge glove, car wash kit” in the plastic pink bucket it came in. You can fire up that 6000 psi heated pressure washer to clean it out on the inside. Jeepers Creepers has got rhino lined floors with a chopped down roll cage in case ya need a trigger man to hold on during the ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE! If you’re thinking about where the bumpers went…well they were used to extend the frame to flip the axle. You can still piggy back this war wagon on a deuce and a half and chain her down tight from all four corners if needed! You may wanna forget about putting one of those “It’s a Jeep Thing. . .You wouldn’t understand” stickers on this Goblin cause when you’re spotted in this American Horror Of Twisted Classic Steel there will be no questions, no further explanation required, people will understand and get the hell out of your way. . …before you leave them within an inch of their life... If you think you’re ready to park this Greezy Ghoul Hauler at your deserted chemical factory you better go get your other half ready for some Rat Rodder Side Effects...What will be Happening? Glad you asked…. More Speaker Wire Like Chest Hair, More Grease Than Hair On Your Head, Beer n Meat Only Diet, More Rat Rods & Choppers Than Grass On Your Property, Picking Up A Graveyard Shift At The Mortuary, Midnight Cruises, Midnight Cruises Become Mandatory "No Passengers Allowed", Sexual Stamina Increased, Bears & Lions Will Fear You, Wire Bristled Toothbrush, Sex In The Yard, Sex In The Garage, Ultra-Chiseled Jaw Line, More Not Giving A Damn, Flesh turning to steel, Greaseball Buds By The Drunken Dozens, Increased “Drive In Theatre Vision” and A Slight Addiction To "Drive In Dust", More Killing Stuff, More Unrecognizable Dead Animals In The Freezer, Mideival Weapons In Your Garage, Living Room, Glove Boxand Tool Shed, Beer, More Beer, Morphing A Conan The Barbarian/Chuck Norris/Filo Bedo Hybrid, Morphing Into Filo Bedo, Steaks Or Other Carcasses Every Meal, "Winning the Lottery" Is How You Refer To The Day You Won This Auction, Your XRAY’s Will Discover A Golden Horseshoe, The Urge To Wrestling A Boa Constrictor Or Box A Kangaroo, Building Things With Stone With Bare Hands, Riding Lawn Mower Aquires A HEMI With POSI, Bon Fires 7 Days a Week, WINNING Bar Fights Instead Of “Going To The Gym”, Antique Tools, Psychobilly Freakouts On The Front Lawn, Welding Stuff, Digging Large 6 Foot Holes. Sounds to good to be true doesn’t it??? WELL IT AIN'T!!! This Abomination has 89,000 miles... If you think you’ve worn her out at any time you you can drag the carcass back to me in any condition and I’ll Frankenweld the remains back together for ya...Fer a Fee! But if you think you’re going to get to whip this DEATH WAGON you'd better pony up Eighty Five Hundred Dollars... PRONTO...American Cash Only! Or something real close to that...Will SWAPYA for A Castle In Transylvania or A Private Island where I can build more stupid stuff without interruption! Otherwise keep your Star Wars Action Figures, I-Crap, E-junk, and yer step daddy's My Little Pony comic books to trade somewheres else! Buy this only if you understand "BUILD, BREAK, REPEAT" Mentality Or IF you're a gas monkey garage nut! Being Fast and Loud is what Rat Rod Projects are all about... GOOD LUCK MORTALS!!!