1992 Honda XR

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Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE OK, let me start off by saying this bike is only available for purchase by the manliest of men (or women). My friend, if it was possible for a motorcycle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this XR250L would look like Tom Selleck. It is just that manly. This Bike was engineered by 3rd degree ninja super-warriors in the highest mountains of Japan to serve the needs of the man that cheats death on a daily basis. They didn't even consider superfluous Nancy boy amenities like electric start (real men kick start everything). No, this street legal brute comes with the things us testosterone-fueled super action junkies need. It has a 250cc engine and a 5 speed transmission to outrun the cops. It's got special blood/gore resistant upholstery on the seat. It has a luggage rack to haul your camping stuff and 2 fold down foot pegs, so there is room for the hottie you picked up on the way to the gym to blast your pecs and hammer your glutes. If you have ever tried to ride on the back of one of these you know how cool foot pegs are! There's only 2011 miles on this two-wheeled hellcat from Planet Kickass. Trust me; it will outlive you and the offspring that carry your name. It will live on as a monument to your machismo. Seriously, the bike is in Excellent Condition considering its age. It has been sitting in my garage for 7 years. Earlier this year I had the carb rebuilt, oil changed, cables lubed, brake fluid flushed, put on a new front tire and new battery.....I rode it once (it runs perfect)....and it has sat in the garage since. I gotta clear out some room....the bike has to go. I have the owner’s manual, tool kit, and clean title ready to go. The bike is in St. George, Utah if you want to take it for a spin. If you are lucky enough to win the auction, I can deliver it to Las Vegas, Phoenix or Salt Lake City. My reserve price on this bad boy is incredibly low and I'll entertain reasonable offers. By reasonable, I mean don't walk up and tell me you'll give me $500 for it. That's liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah. Will it leave a mark? You sure won't be the prettiest guy at the Coldplay concert anymore. Now, go look in the mirror and tell me what you see. If it's a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris stunt double, then contact me. I might be out hang-gliding, or BASE jumping or just chilling with my ladies…but I'll get back to you. And when I do, we'll talk about a price over a nice glass of Jameson while we listen to Johnny Cash. To sweeten the deal a little, I'm throwing in this pair of MC Hammer pants for the man with rippling quads that can't fit into regular pants. Yeah, you heard me. FREE MC Hammer pants. Rock on.