2008 Lexus LS

Sedan

4.6L 4608CC V8 GAS DOHC Naturally Aspirated

Automatic

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Up for sale is the absolutely meticulously maintained 2008 Lexus LS460 with some juvenile 58600 miles. That’s right, 2008 was the year when humanity set their differences aside and dedicated all their resources to engineering the magnum opus of automobile design. It was the era of awesomeness, when the real ashtrays were still installed on cars. For those of you considering buying a lame new car, let me point out that those only come with stupid cup holders that can’t even be used to hold the change. This is the one and only opportunity you’ll ever have to own this very fine piece of machinery genuinely crafted by samurais on the island of raising sun. It’s been painted totally black to mask your personality and to better blend with the night. Some of the plastic wrap on door thresholds has still been left untouched to preserve the freshness of Japanese lilies even tough the car inside smells like a pair of brand new shoes- leathery, soft and new. You might be wondering why the mileage is so low…Well...the previous owner, an 80 years old nun, used this vehicle to strictly commute within the covered courtyard of the monastery. Please be aware, that the last time a similar car was sold at Sotheby’s, the two Arab sheikhs and lady Gaga got on fight over the right to own this automobile. The engine is 4.6 (surprise, surprise) liters with 390 beaver powers, that can push this comet for a full 25 and just a bit more miles on only one gallon of refined petroleum of your choice. The powerful volcano under the hood is paired with state of the art most sophisticated 8 speed automatic transmission available at that time. The tires are still good possibly due to their self-rejuvenating tread. They were new when I bought the car. At least that’s what the dealer said, but you know how sneaky those cowards are. I stuck the coin in one of the tires and took a picture as it seems to be a cool trend and everybody else’s doing it. The seats are quite comfortable and each one has it’s own climate zone. There is nothing like feeling a sea fresh breeze flowing through your bottom parts on the hot summer day. And let me tell you, if the CEO of American airlines have ever ridden in reclining executive seats in the back of this Lexus, he would be ashamed to charge what he charges for their first class. If you are looking to purchase this vehicle for your spouse, then congratulations on making the right decision. The car is actually smart enough to park itself. I’m not saying that your wife isn’t, but you know what I’m talking about. Not just a perpendicular pull in and out of the spot, but a parallel parking on the street too! This Lexus also comes with the Boston Symphony Orchestra that despicably hides in the trunk and produces some holistic sound when you press the Mark Levinson audio system control button. If you like some beats, or you are a country music fan, you can choose your favorite tunes from the list of satellite stations that I have prepaid for the whole year just for you to enjoy! Last, but not least. This car had a full Lexus service cycle completed at the local dealership. You know, stuff like fluids, oil, break pads and disks, software updates for gazillions of computers installed in this car, etc. I will tell you a little secret too. If you buy this car, you will get a chance to spend time with Kristin- a drop head gorgeous blond at the Sterling McCall Lexus service department. Damn it, she alone is enough reasons to buy this car! PS: the strikes on some of the photos are glares from the sun. Other options not listed in my brief description above: Power self closing doors and trunk Comfort, power and sport modes All passengers individual climate controls Cold weather package with heated steering wheel and seats Rear camera AND park sensors Navigation (both-by the North star and GPS satellite) Premium 19" original wheels Reclining rear seats Power rear sun shade Legal, heat reducing tint with warranty Ashtrays throughout (no, vehicle has never been smoked in) All books, service receipts, first aid kit ($45 damn option from samurais), full spare wheel, tools and bunch of other stuff that I have probably never discovered in this automobile Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE