1999 Honda Magna

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Ever feel like there is a caged up animal inside of you? Ever wondered when a legacy will be passed down to you? Maybe you wonder if there is anything more American than eating apple pie while listening to Tom Petty? Well there is and it just so happens that this American tribute was made in Japan. Imagine yourself back in '99 when everyone was stocking dry goods and Twinkies in their bomb shelter before Y2K. That's right, find yourself more free than ever with this 1999 Honda Magna. Great shape at no extra charge. Complete with an oversized driver seat and an undersized rear seat, this motorcycle has just enough cushion on the passenger seat so that you can convince your wife it is for both of you but then when she can't get comfortable, you ride off solo with da' boys. The coolest thing about this motorcycle? The built-in air conditioning that is environmentally friendly. Hot day while out riding? No worries! Just drive faster and problem solved!You may be asking yourself "if this motorcycle is so awesome, then why is the current owner trying to get rid of it?" I'm glad you asked! The current owner is overly obsessed with his MINI Cooper and has found that this motorcycle has grown jealous. No worries though, the motorcycle will not take out any daddy issues and sense of abandonment out on the next owner. Plus if I get caught driving this up the stairway at my apartment complex one more time, they are going to kick me out.Motorcycles like this have been known to help people struggling through difficult times. Just went through a break-up? Buy a motorcycle. Just got in a relationship? Buy a motorcycle. This motorcycle is not just a way of transportation, it is a way of life. Although my dreams have put millions of miles on this bike, you'll be glad to know that only 32,723.5 of those miles are real. Did you happen to see the hole in the driver's seat? That is called character. It makes this bike one of a kind and would make you a bike god.What else comes with this motorcycle? Everything you see on it, a clean title, keys to start it, 1/2 tank of gas, freedom, happiness (if you choose it), and a cup of coffee with me. And maybe I'll even let you pick what kind of donuts we eat. Please note that the following changes will probably be made in your life after purchasing this motorcycle:1.) more chest hair2.) career change to a lumberjack or an alaskan crab fisherman3.) T-Rex for pet4.) welding stuff5.) digging holes6.) bon firesWhat is not included with this motorcycle? The license plate on it, any ninja weapons you may see in the photos, purpose in life, my cats, and any implied warranty pertaining to the fact that this motorcycle may or may not have been ridden by Michael Jackson.There may be people who email me and ask for a firm price on it. Just rest easy knowing that $2,000 is only my starting price. After seeing it in person, you may want to pay more. However, I will not let you (I promise). If you are some Saudi Prince in the Middle East asking me to hold it and ship it to you for way more money, hear me out: that sounds awesome.BONUS!! If you purchase this motorcycle, you'll also receive a free pair of 3D glasses that were given to me by someone who took them from the movie theatre. Not sure if they work or not but they look pretty cool while sitting in my desk drawer.