1982 Mercedes-Benz

300CD Coupe

Automatic

WDBAB53A6CB000558

Clear

Diesel

HELP!, HELP!, HELP!, I AM AN OLD 1982 MERCEDES 300CD TURBO DIESEL LOOKING FOR A NEW OWNER WHO IS MECHANICALLY INCLINED, AND IS WILLING TO GIVE ME SOME TENDER LOVING CARE. MY BODY IS YELLOW AND STILL SOMEWHAT VIBRANT, EXCEPT FOR THE CANCEROUS AREAS POINTED OUT IN THE PICTURES. OH BUT LOOK AT MY TAN LEATHER SEATS, THERE ARE GORGEOUS, WITH NO SNAGGS OR TEARS. MY CARPETING IS ALSO TAN AND FREE OF SOILED OR WORNED OUT AREAS. MY AMMENITIES NEEDS HELP. I CANNOT SING BECAUSE MY RADIO IS GONE, MY AC MAY NEEDS TO BE CHARGED, MY SUNROOF IS SEALED SHUT, MY GLOVE BOX NEEDS A LOCK, AND ALL MY WINDOWS WORK EXCEPT FOR THE RIGHT REAR. I AM PROUD OF MY ENGINE WITH 220,863 MILES. I AM QUITE STRONG, AND MY TURBO GIVES ME A GREAT BOOST AS I GLIDE THROUGH ALL MY GEARS SMOOTHLY AND EFFICIENTLY. THANKS TO MY PREVIOUS OWNER, SHE GAVE ME A SET OF MICHELIN X SHOES THAT ARE STILL MEATY, AND MY FOUR MERCEDES ALLOY RIMS ARE NOT SCUFFED UP. AS A RESULT I HANDLE THE ROAD VERY STEADY AND SMOOTH. PLEASE TAKE ME HOME, I HAVE A LOT OF LIFE LEFT. YOU CAN EVEN CONVERT MY ENGINE TO USE COOKING OIL, AND THAT WILL SAVE YOU A LOT OF MONEY. HEY, HEY, BID HIGH, AND BID OFTEN, I HAVE NO RESERVE. THERE IS $150.00 PROCESSING FEE ADDED TO THE FINAL BID PRICE. 30 DAY TEMPORARY TAGS ARE AVAILABLE FOR $2.00, PROVIDING YOU HAVE INSURANCE. SHIPPING AND WARRANTIES ARE AVAILABLE AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE. FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL JOHN AT 804-347-1856. GOOD LUCK. PLEASE LOOK AT ALL PHOTOS AND READ ENTIRE DESCRIPTION BEFORE BIDDING! ALL KNOWN ITEMS ARE EITHER WRITTEN OR PHOTOGRAPHED. DO NOT BID IF YOU INTEND NOT TO COMPLETE THE SALE - WE WILL PURSUE LEGAL ACTION - BY BIDDING YOU ARE ENTERING INTO A LEGALLY BINDING CONTRACT. NO EXCUSES WILL BE EXCEPTED!! NO EXCEPTIONS!