2005 Porsche Cayenne

SUV

4511 cc

Automatic

WP1AB29P78LA49697

Gasoline

Wanna feel like David Duchovny in Californication? Wanna drive a Porsche that tells everyone that you just don't care if its in perfect condition, you're strong enough, and confident enough to let people hear you coming? My 2005 Cayenne S (the 8 cylinder model) is up for sale. It'd be excellent if you already have one and are looking for another to swap parts in/out of... Here's a list of newer fixes or components that have been replaced while I've owned it so they are in great shape... Transmission, power steering, battery, starter & the fuel pump. Unfortunately, it'll take a bit to get it certified. While it runs dependably (and really fast too) it needs some work so I'm selling it as is. Here are the things that need to be done... Do you like the purr of a well-oiled machine? Screw that, how about a throaty growl that lets critters, toddlers and other street crossers know to get out of your way. Maybe some metal duct tape can mask the noise for ya as you're taking it home to part it out? The air conditioning works wonders. Which of course you'll need because during those hot summer months when you're cruising and watching the world go by behind the tinted windows you won't be able to open the ones in the front. The ones in the back still work though, should you have a small child or canine companion that likes to feel the wind in their face and drool down the door. Want to sound like an EDM hit? Just pump the brakes with a beat to provide the top end accents to overlay and enhance the low bass rumble emanating from under the chassis. Don’t like being your own DJ, turn up the awesome Bose music system and maybe you could blast those front windows open with some of the clearest, pristine decibels I’ve ever felt outside of a concert hall. My personal fave was playing “Locked in the Trunk of a Car” at top volume. Not only is it a great driving song, it’ll make the pedestrians actually think your trying to drown out screams originating in the large, airy cargo area behind the rear seat. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE Who likes stunt driving? The very well worn in tires are more than capable of letting you slide around corners and fishtail… How many donuts do you think you can do? And given that it clearly needs an alignment and supporting tie rods, if you don’t get it done you might be driving on 3 wheels. Wouldn’t that be impressive? Got a little bit of a goth sensibility? Personally, I always loved Peter Murphy/Bauhaus and The Sisters of Mercy… You can drive around town looking through your own spider web, embedded deep in the front windshield. In fact I loved this car so much, that I bought another one (yep, I’m turning it in for a younger model, shh, don’t tell this one)… Here’s your chance to own an amazing vehicle with lots of personality and lots of well working parts that could be transplanted into another vehicle. Perhaps creating of a Frankenstein of sorts so that I can believe that my baby lives on in some fashion? Goodbye trusty companion, I loved you well! I’ve been offered $1,000 from the garage that has serviced it… I know its worth considerably more than that in parts alone. Damn speculators but let’s start the bidding there. Local pickup only, sorry I’m not shipping this puppy, who can rationalize that cost? Good luck and feel free to ask me any questions that you have. BTW, it comes with two sets of floor mats. What a bonus. You can even swap ‘em out into another vehicle!On 03-Dec-17 at 20:05:09 EST, seller added the following information: If you'd like to arrange an inspection or a test drive please get in touch and send a message.