1997 GMC Jimmy

SUV

6 Cylinder 4.3 Liter

Automatic

1GKCS13W8V2538815

Clear

Gasoline

Power Windows

Asking $1000 OBO or trade for SBF aluminum heads, boat, AOD, C4, Stick trannies for SBF, a guarantee than Obama will not get re-elected... Throw something at me and we will see. Car is butt ugly and has many quirks. I just used it to go from Central Alabama to Central Texas to pick up the Mustang (in my feedback) without a problem. Just put a new windshield in and new tires and 2 O2 sensors. Cold AC. Battery is about bad and fuel pump may be going bad, you have to turn the key off and on several times to prime it and then it cranks. Interior is uglier than sin. It has been my daily driver for several years but like I said, it has many quirks. I just took the tag and insurance off of it last week. Feel free to come check it out. Drive it or use it for the 4.3/4SP auto in a project. Email me at scott at htmlinc.com or message me here. Ad on YB: http://www.yellowbullet.com/forum/showthread.php?t=353096 It is like 12am and I am too lazy to go check the mileage but will look at it later for you. (Update, 4 cups of coffee forced me to get up so I checked the mileage and updated the listing, 200225 miles) On Apr-06-11 at 22:35:27 PDT, seller added the following information: For legal purposes, I would like to add: I do not condone Midget Potato Dancer slavery! I will only accept volunteer Midget Potato Dancers! Do not even offer if said Midget Potato Dancer is not you! Thank you and please for the love of all that is good in the world stop reality TV and actors with political opinions! -peace On Apr-07-11 at 06:52:29 PDT, seller added the following information: I have been asked what is a Midget Potato Dancer! I am in shock that you do not know sir! Midget Potato Dancing or "MPD" is a time honored dance started by the American Pygmy's before making the hike to Old Guinea, it is done to promote the growth of atypical potato sprouts which as you know is a natural remedy to nosatall. I have been suffering from nosatall most of my adult life and if any one reading this is a true MPD, please contact me ASAP. If you need more information, please google the phrase: "Rick Roll". Thank you and God Bless America!On Apr-07-11 at 08:42:13 PDT, seller added the following information:The ad says "Midget Potato Dancer" NOT "Midget POLE Dancer"! Please do not send me another picture like that!On Apr-08-11 at 17:54:29 PDT, seller added the following information:Could you duct tape that front seat in a basket weave/macramé multi-colored Obamacare certified USDA and still pass inspection ? - skunkworkx I am sorry, due to my >conditionOn Apr-08-11 at 20:25:55 PDT, seller added the following information: Just wanted to add, the other auction was ended by a person who used the BIN and cost me $62!!! Here are the questions asked that I did not get a chance to answer: Dear scott-smith, Wow, I love what you've done with the seats. What kinda polish are you using? - nwpadmax ------------------------------- Dear scott-smith, I see it requires a Mustang to push it. Is the Mustang included in the auction? Would a Yellow Bullet t-shirt and bumper sticker be enough for an even up trade?? - bodymanbri --------------------------------- Dear scott-smith, If I can find a full size potato dancer will you include the seat covers, the coffee mug, and the sunglasses? I had a pair of sunglasses just like them but I can't seem to find them, I really want the sunglasses. Does it really need to be a midget potato dancer? - 676869rs_ss --------------------------------- Dear scott-smith, will you be detailing it for the new owner? can the front seat be redone? If you put jet fuel in will it fly? - rockstar1320troy --------------------------------- Dear scott-smith, Will it make it to the greatest race ever, @ SGMP in Oct? Does it have PAH? If so I will vote Trump in 2012... - wrightracing85 --------------------------------- Dear scott-smith, Can you please include the possom that ate the seats? I had one under my shed but he died and now all he does is STINK. - mopar_man --------------------------------- Dear scott-smith, Are the used rubbers that I see stuck to the ceiling included? Will this fine ride guarantee that I will get laid? Do the ladies flock to this truck? - garysduck --------------------------------- Dear scott-smith, Was the customization done by West Coast Customs? - modelcarmasterOn Apr-08-11 at 20:35:56 PDT, seller added the following information:Dear scott-smith, if I am the winning bidder would you suck the farts out of that drivers seat before I pick it up? you must really love your beans to blow that seat up like that. - dropmeingalloway --------------------------- I do love beans, all kinds of beans! Bean-kabobs, bean creole, bean gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple bean, lemon bean, coconut bean, pepper bean, bean soup, bean stew, bean salad, bean and potatoes, bean burger, bean sandwich. That- that's about it.On Apr-09-11 at 06:28:01 PDT, seller added the following information:Dear scott-smith, thats a very ok looking jimmy i see there's a two wheeled Dolley in the the back would that be included in the price?and maybe throw in the sun glasses on the floor to sweeten the deal? - hostilechild ================== I have to keep the Dolley for cutting the grass but the hippy glasses will go as a bonus! Thanks!